sexta-feira, 18 de abril de 2008

Piadinhas de Nerd

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"It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics showthat those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest."-- S. den Hartog, Ph D. Thesis Universtity of Groningen.

"According to a recent poll, 51% of all Americans are in the majority."-k.n.

"Statistics is the art of never having to say you're wrong."

"Statistics are like a bikini - what they reveal is suggestive, butwhat they conceal is vital"- Aaron Levenstein

"Q: What does a mathematicians answer, when you ask him/her if (s)he wants the window open or closed?A: Yes."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sureabout the the universe." -- Albert Einstein

1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2. Isaac Newton's birthday.
3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
8. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
9. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it."

"Boy's Life, May 1973:
Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Ralph: Well, you could try."

Um comentário:

Mr. Stern disse...

3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.

Paradoxo de Zenão? hehehe